CHICKEN BOO INTRODUCTION (2 Variations)
Version 1 (Episode 18)
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.Transcribed by Mark Hadley
---Version 2 (Episode 78)
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You're jumbo-sized and you wear a disguise But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo. (at the end of the cartoon) He's jumbo-size and he wears a disguise But he's not a man; he is Chicken Boo.
Lyrics from NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH (Episode 18)
by Deanna Oliver and Paul Rugg
I Really Like Rasputin
Czar: I really like Rasputin
'Cause I don't realize
I only like Rasputin
'Cause I am hypnotized
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Call Doctor Yakko
YW+D : If your little toothy's aching and you're low on dough
Use the friendly credit dentist; call Doctor Yakko!
Yakko: (spoken) Se habla español!
Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
Lyrics from FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN MIGRAINES AGO (Episode 21)
by Gordon Bressack, Charles Howell IV and Paul Rugg
YW+D: Lincoln, Lincoln, we've been thinkin'
Would you, could you, think of inkin'
We request on our behalf
That you give your autograph!
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Sung to the Tiny Toon Adventures theme.
Wakko: I'm lanky
Dot : And frankly
Yakko: This war has got me cranky
YW+D : I'm proud to be a yankee
How ya doin', Gettysburg?
Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
WAKKO'S AMERICA (Episode 21)
Music traditional (Turkey in the Straw). Lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Wakko: Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana And Columbus is the capital of Ohio There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho. Texas has Austin, then we go north To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C. Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee. Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know. Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware. Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul. Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan. Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois South Carolina with Columbia down the way And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay. They have wonderful clam chowder. Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home. Salem in Oregon; from there we join Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City. That's all the capitals there are!
Lyrics from DAVY OMELETTE (Episode 21)
by Deanna Oliver
Orphaned in a swamp in Mississippi Raised by a cajun couple in a tipi The biggest papoose that you ever did see He was full grown when he was only three. Davy Davy Omelette Mighty large frontiersman!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU EAT (Episode 23)
Music by Jacques Offenbach (Orpheus Overture). Lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Wakko: (spoken) Hey! Let's get some ice cream!
Dot : How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch
Delight.
Yakko: Ingredients:
Zinc trisodium, aspartate,
Sorbitol and bisulfate,
Oxide beta carotene,
Lactic acid, carob bean.
(music begins)
Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar,
W+D : Hey, all right!
Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid,
Wakko: That tastes great!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center,
Wakko: I'll eat that!
YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
Chocolate chips; we want more of it
Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
Down our throats real fast.
Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.
Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
Deoxylite tri-silicon
Dipped in chocolate,
W+D : Bring it on!
Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
Powdered milk,
Dot : Sounds good to me!
Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
Carbohydrates,
W+D : Yummy yum!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Zinc disodium algenate,
Whole grain flour, yeast and fat
Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that
*YW+D: We like sweets a lot
* So give us all you got
* And we'll stuff 'em in our bodies
* 'Til they make our insides rot.
* - On the Animaniacs album, this verse is sung as follows:
YW+D : We like sweets a lot
But they make your insides rot
So remember it's your body
And the only one you've got.
Lyrics from HERCULE YAKKO (Episode 25)
by Peter Hastings
YW+D : We'll investigate
Collaborate
Red herrings we'll eliminate
We'll solve this myst'ry for you!
Wakko: Although we haven't got a clue!
Transcribed by Olivia D. Isaac
YW+D: Like Abbott and Costello
Like Sonny and Cher
Like Martin and Lewis
They're a perfect pair.
Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Fontanne and Lunt
They're perfectly mismatched
They're Rita and Runt!
Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
Lyrics from HOME ON DE-NILE (Episode 25)
by Stephen Hibbert
All Wrapped Up in Love
Rita: Being a goddess ain't half bad.
Rita: Oh, you kid
You've got it made 'neath the great pyramid
Gotta say I like this lifestyle
Talkin' 'bout my home on the muddy Nile.
Call me greedy
But give me more; treat me like Queen Nefertiti
Build me a palace fit for Ramses, too
I bet you'd rather be me than you.
Oh, I can't fuss
No longer on a lonely exodus
Gotta tell ya that I'm satisfied
All wrapped up in love like I was mummified.
All wrapped up in love...
Bra doot da doot da doot doo dah...
Like I was mummified!
Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
Lyrics from SIR YAKSALOT (Episode 26)
by Paul Rugg
Chorus: A happy place is Camelot
We like to sing all day
But we can't sing the movie score
Or else they'll make us pay.
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Yakko: (spoken) Looks like it's just us against the dragon,
Head to head, toe to toe...
Grab your partner, do-si-do!
(sung) Bow to your partners left and right
Now grab his arms and fling him out of sight!
Now promenade!
Transcribed by Ron O'Dell